Monday, 14 January 2013

Well it was a good idea but it's going to take a lot longer to get this off the ground than I thought.
Apologies to anyone who spotted the initial post!
If / When things sort out I'll update and re-direct to our website with full hire details incl rates.

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Hello and welcome to a page and indeed business in it's infancy.

You may already be familiar or have heard of the Sybian.
There's a whole genre of internet based porn based on the use and enjoyment of this wonderful
machine.

Much of that porn is misleading - but what we know beyond a doubt is that when it comes to generating mind blowing multiple orgasms on cue, there is nothing out there that can beat it.

The Sybian had it's infancy in the late 1970's and is the brainchild of a Dave Lambert.
It's been sold in unmodified form since the early 1980's and despite it's very high cost has been a crowd (or should that be clit) pleaser since day one.

Howard Stern is a little obsessed with it and frequently invites guests to take a clothed ride on it.
Hmm.

The biggest barrier to Sybian ownership is cost and many fear or worry they may not like it so in the
footsteps of several companies offshore we've decided to offer you and your partner (or just you as a single lady) the chance to rent one and see for yourself what the fuss is about.

We can deliver to your address and pick up at the end of the hire period, or you can come to our private premises and have a ride away from home - you will be left alone for the hire period (unless you prefer a staff member to be on hand) and although we're in the same building you are on a seperate floor.

We will be offering both hourly two hourly overnight and weekend rates to interested customers.
A bond will be payable (refundable on return of Sybian in original condition) should you wish us to deliver to your address.

We take great care to sanitise both the Sybian and it's attachments at the end of each rental - with a dilute bleach solution used to clean the Sybian for 8hours and the attachments both sterilised and then boiled for one hour. We would suggest strongly however that you use a condom on any attachments used for your own peace of mind.
We have never heard of anyone ever picking anything 'up' from a Sybian provided good sterile technique is used at the end of the rental (After speaking with other offshore companies providing rental Sybians).

Our rates are yet to be set, but they will be both affordable and fair.
My partner and I are looking foward to assisting interested parties to the ride of their lives.

THIS PAGE WILL BE UPDATED CLOSER TO LAUNCH DATE.